My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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