ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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