Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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