Sponge bath it is.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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