Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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