I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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