Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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