In the future we'll all be gay
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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