There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Randomize
