You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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