Sry I called you an 8
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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