Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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