Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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