found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
