Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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