she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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