Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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