this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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