wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
COCAINE IS GR8