You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
