Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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