Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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