okay pat passed out under dana's car
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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