So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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