I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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