Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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