there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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