i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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