It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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