You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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