I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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