Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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