We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Last time i carry you out of a forest
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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