whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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