it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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