Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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