The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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