Where is the hickey?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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