Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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