That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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