And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
