But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
did you just send me my own nude
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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