Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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