what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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