Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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