if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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