I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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