She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The air taste purple.
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