Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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