Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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