"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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