This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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