There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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