spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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