the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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